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(1) Children under 4 years old will not be admitted. (2) No weapons permitted on the premises. No outside food or beverages, electric scooters, e-bikes, or battery-powered transportation devices, except when medically necessary. All items are subject to inspection. Anything brought into the theatre must fit on your lap or completely under your seat without blocking any aisles. Avoid bringing packages, luggage, and backpacks. Some items must be checked. (3) Strobe or flashing lights are used in this production. (4) Tickets are on a delayed delivery.